Win a weekend

Louise has long been a ledgend with the staff at BBB for her can do attitude, her tenacity and sheer courage.

After a pretty steep introduction to mountain biking Whistler-style and the most bruised legs I've ever delivered back to Vancouver International Airport, Louise's new found ability and confidence saw her enter a 24hour bike race. Last 100m in the finish stretch, Louise thanked her onlooking pit crew with a quick wave of the hand.. odly though.. when she went to put her hand back on the bars.. they'd simply vanished. The resulting carnage was caught on camera.....

Think of a funny caption to this rather ungainly photograph?

Head over to NSMB or email us with your whitty one liner!

Some captions so far:

“Unwilling to accept defeat, Louise made damn sure her feat did not touch the ground at this year’s mountain bike track stand competition”

"You'd think one of her friends would have said something when Louise announced she was competing in her first "dirt humping" competition..."

"Louise enjoys a facial mask and trail massage courtesy of the spa at Gravity Manor"

"While Loiuse is very committed to strenuous product testing, we do get a little concerned when a new helmet arrives."

What can you win?

Bear Back Biking would like to hook you up with a stay at their lodge for May 21st and 22nd in Whistler.

The Bear Back Biking Lodge in Whistler's Alta Vista neighbourhood is about as dialled as mtb accommodation can get.

Not only does Bear Back have a sweet location, a wicked Chalet and perfect facilities for riders (tools, great bike storage, bandaids) they will also make you a gourmet breakfast and dinner every day you stay.

You pretty much can't beat it. This could be you. Except not at the top of the mountain in shirtsleeves in May. Lower down on the mountain on trails like A Line, B Line and Heart of Darkness.

If you'd like some professional guiding those services will be included in your prize package. And a six pack of Canadian beer (or something a little weaker if you are from Utah).

You'll enjoy a private room and bathroom when you aren't out destroying A Line, Dirt Merchant and Clown Shoes. A quick wit is all you need to enter. Actually it doesn't even need to be quick.